ya dads aren't the best wingmen
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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