i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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