Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Randomize
