i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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