Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
my poor anus
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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