I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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