White coat. Heels.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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