3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Can Purell be used as lube?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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