Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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