How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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