I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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