hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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