I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Randomize
