I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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