He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
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