i don't like sucking hair
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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