Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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