My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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