Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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