tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Randomize
