Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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