Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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