belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
ok first of all what the fuck
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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