So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
