I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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