It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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