What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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