like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
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