Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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