We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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