Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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