i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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