She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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