i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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