I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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