you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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