I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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