I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
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