porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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