No subtext here. People are naked.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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