they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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