everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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