I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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