Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
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