Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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