Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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