went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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