Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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