Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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