I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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