Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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