Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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