So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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