took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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